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sabotaging the duck nest, part b

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It didn’t work. She came back and plopped her fat butt right down on top of her eggs. She did not gather her friends to help her move the eggs, nor did she fetcher her boyfriend to help her. She just sat back down in the [now] unprotected nest. So who cares if I’m captive in my own house and can’t step outside the sliding door, right?

Wrong. Because to make matters worse, I’ve got Charlie up above me scratching around and Clara, the duck, outside my door squawking like a banshee. Neither of them will shut up. It’s 9 o’clock at night. Don’t they realize that it’s time for the world to slow down and get ready for bed?

Ugh, I am so annoyed with wildlife.

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  1. Carla says:

    I might add Sabotaging Part C (for Carla) when I tried to help by pouring a bunch of water first in the direction of her nest. Didn’t faze her, so I threw more water at her and the nest. Still no reaction other than the general huffing and puffing. Then I gave up because I remembered that ducks live in the water, so it probably doesn’t scare her at all. Maybe we should put a frying pan under her bottomless nest and direct the sun to beat down on her and her eggs.

  2. Gabby- (Gab-EE) says:

    haha sorry I just have to laugh at your predicament (SP?!?!) I guess I shouldn’t use big words unless i can spell them. But that’s kinda funny because I can imagine you doing all those things.

    🙂

  3. mnmsarver says:

    so sorry that you’re having to deal with wildlife in the middle of the city–maybe you should leave a trail of food around the pond, and when she follows it, you can move her nest to someone else’s porch 🙂

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