“Go back inside and get a cup for that ice cream cone. It will melt everywhere!” – me

“No! I wasn’t raised as Perry Miller’s daughter for nothing!” – Carla, furiously licking at her dripping ice cream

“I was smart. I first asked for one scoop so that he gave me more ice cream because he thought that was all I was getting, then told him I wanted a second scoop after he was done. I got way more for my money that way.” – me

“You are obviously Perry Miller’s daughter too.” – Carla