Question:  What have I been missing out on my entire life?

Answer:  Avocados!

Since avocados are a fruit and I’m on a fruit-only diet and I was starving and in need of some natural fats, I took a spoon to an avocado for the first time ever.  The result?  Pure tastiness!  Who knew that I had been missing out on this for 23 years?

The only problem to this is that since I’m limited to fruit only for another 18 hours and I’m so tired of apples, pears, bananas, and everything else, I have been eating a LOT of avocados.  As a result, I will probably soon hate avocados.