This was probably the funniest email I’ve read in a very long time (and I also never read forwarded emails).  Ask Kevin; I was laughing for nearly 10 minutes (and crying and choking), then started laughing again later.  He thinks I’m on drugs, but I swear, it’s only this story.  Something about it just completely cracks me up!!!  I still cannot stop laughing…

“Well, there is good news and bad news about my Christmas decorations this year.


“The good news is that I truly out-did myself this year with my Christmas decorations.  The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days.  I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.  Great stories.  But two things made me take it down.


“First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.  Second, a 55-year-old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder and almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy).  By the way, she was on of many people who attempted to do that.  My yard couldn’t take it either.  I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.


“I kind of feel like I have in to the man by taking him down, but my neighbor did confirm to near-miss accidents on the busy street next to my house.  I think I made him too real this time.  Still it was fun while it lasted.”