the bullet list

While listening to The Royal Wedding soundtrack, I commented, “Wouldn’t it be weird to have trumpeters announce your presence?” Kevin said, “I’d feel bad.” I asked, “Why?” He said, “Because I’d say, ‘This really isn’t necessary. It’s just me.'” My response to that was, “Oh, well, I’d say, ‘Play louder, please!'” Typical.
While lying on the floor, I happened to smell the carpet. I exclaimed, “This smells exactly like a new doll!!!!!” Kevin said, “Or does a new doll just smell like old carpet?” A few days later, after a run, I smelled my shirt and it smelled the same way! Thus ensued the exact same conversation about new dolls. Which brings me to this question: what exactly is that new doll smell made of?! Old carpet, sweaty shirts? But new dolls smell so good! This is so confusing to me.
I always thought that Head & Shoulders was for those people with embarrassing dandruff. Guess what? It’s my new obsession! I got it because my scalp got a little sun outside and was peeling. Turns out, H&S not only smells amazing, but it lathers up so wonderfully and leaves my hair incredibly soft and shiny. I’m a believer.
Have the air conditioner off now is so amazing. First of all, we don’t have to flex the TV volume every time it comes on and secondly, I don’t have to run my nighttime ocean sounds to fall asleep because I get those crickets and bugs outside the window. Lulls me straight to dead slumber.