I have long been an established fan of the Big Purse Phase. I don’t exactly know what it means to be an “established” member, but, as you will soon see, I think my purse qualifies me for the membership. I have been going to the chiropractor for over a month now. I think along with chiropractic care, one should have to go to a purse inventory reduction class. I definitely need it.

This is the current inventory in my purse. I could practically go overseas with it.
-a roll of quarters
-“But Enough About Me…”, novel by Jancee Dunn
-19 month spiral bound planner
-10 pages of Body by Glamour workout routine
-a clementine
-oh, another roll of quarters!
-2 pens
-my iPod, Gwyneth
-chapstick
-wallet
-gum
-Buckeye breath mints
-Kleenex
-travel size deodorant
-3 tampons
-lotion
(good grief…this is endless!)
-Cute mints with a built-in mirror
-comb
-Advil
-pressed face powder
-lip plumper gloss
-Ice Breakers
-more chapstick
-coffee flavored lip gloss
-prescription pills
-2 hair ties
-5 bobby pins
-travel size hairspray

Okay, that’s all! Sometimes there’s also a bottle of water in there, but I just took it out before I started my inventory. One might refer to my purse as “everything but the kitchen sink” or “the whole kit and kaboodle.” No wonder I have back problems!