I took a random road trip last summer with Carla to Canada. We went on a mini vacation to Niagara Falls. While we were there, we did some random things such as watching The Prince Of The Air (very dramatic and also very botoxed) walk on a tightrope up in the sky and witnessing the […]

Carla has a theory. She is trying to turn it into a proof, but at this stage, it is still in theory form. It started a few weeks ago when she was complaining about something regarding me and her. (I am not entirely sure what it was.) She thinks that there is a curse in […]

You know that it’s cold when you spill hot tea on your car console and it freezes. True story. It really happened this morning on my way to work.

Research still in progress. Coming soon.. Anastasia tries on the glass slipper, which at first appears to fit. “There. I knew it was my slipper. Exactly my size. I always wear the same size. You see…” The Herald lifts up her foot, revealing that the shoe just barely covers one toe. “Oh,” says Anastasia, “Well, […]

“Durian and Brazil Nut. An odd pair? Yes, but they have this in common, that you have to be careful they don’t drop on your head.” (Alan Davidson) People have always found it odd that I pick out the Brazil nuts from the mixed nut bowls at parties. Lucky for me, those are the ones […]

It all started with the doctor. He came and told us today that three of the kids tested positive for the flu. I was like, “Oh, great, I’m going to get sick.” He said, “You’ve had the flu shot, right?” Um…no.” That answer started a whole series of events today. The doctor kept teasing me […]