- Having a seamstress for a mother (or a mother for a seamstress?) is really awesome, but it’s also kind of nice to sit on the couch and hem a pair of pants myself with a good old bent needle and cheap thread. I just need a butter churn now, a calico dress, and a dirt-packed floor and I could be Ma Ingalls.
- Celebrity Apprentice always brings about some crazy characters and this season is no different. Gary Busey is giving me too many quotes to handle! My favorite so far: “Don’t tell me what I’m not doing when I’m doing what you don’t think I’m doing.” And in case you’re wondering what that even means, trust me, it blows my mind too.
- Every morning I wake up and say, “Today is the day I will actually start a diet.” And every day, I end up grabbing a starburst, a piece of cake, a Reese’s peanut butter cup, and several spoonfuls of Nutella. Delicious failure.
- I joined a super cool club called “365 Miles in 2011”. I put down 2.5 tonight so I’ve got 362.5 left! Holla.
- My favorite show is back! It’s just a little dancing show called DWTS. “Dancing’s just like walking…except not at all.” I started on a little diatribe about if Kevin were a star, who would he be paired with? I thought maybe Chelsie, but then I realized that he needs someone taller so now I’m thinking either Anna or Lacey, but probably Anna. I would obviously be paired with Maksim. Obviously.
- On the one day that I decide to make the bed, complete with the pillows and shams, I end up getting sick and sleeping most of the day away in said bed. Dangitall. I think it’s a sign that I shouldn’t make the bed.
- Two mornings in a row I forgot to zip up my pants zipper. Both mornings, I didn’t discover it until 2 hours after I had been at work. I am just unraveling at the seams.
- Dinner tastes so much better when you have a great hostess wearing an apron and chilling soda.
- Getting home and putting on my pajamas is my favorite part of the day. There, I said it.
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