I guess I didn’t pay much attention in geography class. I remember having to memorize all the capitals of the U.S. states and the world capitals, but I apparently just put them into a song and then, after the test, I was done.

I randomly googled “U.S. geography online test” to see how much I knew because, to be completely honest, I…nope, not going to be completely honest. Let’s just say the United States map in my head looks much different than the real one.

So I pulled up this test and started at the beginner level because, surely, as a U.S. citizen I should be above the beginner level.

Turns out, I am not.

My only consolence is that my sister is also bad. Looks like we’ll have to brush up on our geography when she visits this weekend.