While listening to The Royal Wedding soundtrack, I commented, “Wouldn’t it be weird to have trumpeters announce your presence?” Kevin said, “I’d feel bad.” I asked, “Why?” He said, “Because I’d say, ‘This really isn’t necessary. It’s just me.’” My response to that was, “Oh, well, I’d say, ‘Play louder, please!’” Typical. While lying on […]

I have been scouting for an album company for quite a while. I had a list of criteria that I put all potential album companies through and none of them were knocking it out of the park for me. In fact, none of them came close to meeting all of my requirements…until I stumbled into […]

It had been my idea to go hiking. It was Kevin’s idea to get up before dawn to go hiking. I am not a morning person so you can imagine how torn I was: do I waste precious sleeping-in time on a day off or do I get up and go with my husband and […]

I’ll admit, it wasn’t actually fossil hunting. I mean, we happened to go hiking near the fossil gorge, but the closet thing I found to a fossil was a decaying fish carcass. I was pretty excited about it given that I had just told Kevin that I was hoping to find a full dinosaur fossil. […]

Last night, I cried myself to sleep. From. Laughing. Sometimes I’m sorry that the rest of the world doesn’t get to be able to hang out with my husband as much as I do. I mean, he’s a comical genius and I don’t even think he tries! Let me back up. Sometimes things just tickle […]

Last night we sat at the table eating dinner. I twirled my spaghetti noodles around my fork and took a bite. Though I chew with my mouth closed, I am told I am a loud chewer so I have given myself a diagnosis of having thin cheeks. After 10 minutes of this spaghetti-twirling and chewing, […]